Policy summary

Decision-making:

All political decisions have to go through our informal, messaging-app-based councils of awesome dudes and mothers - according to a new decision-making philosophy emphasising productive and good people who did not seek political power.

We will find and include the strongest, smartest and kindest people in these national and constituency councils - tapping their wisdom. Public processes will be informed by the best and brightest, enabling continual improvement and value for taxpayer money.

We will not do meaningless speeches and interviews like mini dictators. We will do meaningful social structure to channel the people's will, which is what liberal democracy is supposed to be.

Education:

Make education truly free, as opposed to a fascistic regime (which ignores talent and is terrified of self-development) which it is now, and 'reward' schools whose former students were successful in life, by way of the reinforcement learning technique. Each school will have a "strategy" document, determining staff functions and the intended "marketplace of opportunities" of the school. Opportunities will be offered from conception. Forget school as you knew it. Whoever invented it is an idiot or a bad person. "It takes a village to raise a child." Used strategy documents will evolve according to the points-based feedback mechanism which includes former students rating their school experience from 1 to 10 on how positively they think it shaped their future. Minimum (physical) attendance will be 5 hours per year up to the age of 16 - long enough to check that no-one's missing out or being exploited. People will be free to make "opportunities" and "strategies", as described, so long as their implementation is approved by the "councils" described. The designers and staff of strategies that reach new high scores (and are therefore perpetuated) will be rewarded financially for it. Besides subjective surveys, strategies will get more points when former students have low crime, high fitness, birth rate, innovations etc. Geographical boundaries will determine which school is by default responsible for a child, but a school can allow children from different areas. When a child takes an opportunity from a school (even just using the library for one day), its strategy is then subject to points feedback from and regarding that individual.

There may be several different high-points strategies that emerge, allowing for different types of schools, much like how evolution results in different adaptations depending on environment. A school may require a strategy change, if a generally high points strat doesn't get high points as expected for that school.

This is undeniably the best school system ever invented. I'm Gen Z and welcome to our amazing future.

Entropy will return humanity to dust if we continue our thoughtless traditions for no reason other than a lack of meek leadership. 

Military:

You will be able to crowdfund (or pay your way) open campaigns which British men can join. It will be a bit like the Wagner Group was, but good and towards ideological goals as opposed to just chasing money. Campaigns will be "led from the front". GoPro cameras must be worn.

Make veterans' centres (like army barracks). Make cooled doomguy armour and forward-thinking 107(H)×170(L)×77(W)cm remote-controlled "supply bot" agile battle platform vehicles. 7 doomguys per bot, which has an MG swivel turret on top on one end, perches for quick mounting/dismounting like binmen used to on the backs of waste trucks, can launch drones, and has two slots inside for casualties. The MG can be fired while standing next to or sitting on the bot, or remotely using a tablet and controller, with a camera on the MG.

END MILITARY ADVERTS. End pomp and pageantry. End drama. End cringe. End "service" e.g. "servicemen".

Less taxation, more crowdfunding.

Let's enter the new space age as an advanced civilisation, not a decaying idiocracy.